Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time of down-sizing. Knock, knock.Employee: Who's thereBoss: Not you anymore....!

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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep""That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying tofind it."...!

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Long, but really funny...from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be...!

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Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100% What does it mean to give MORE than 100% Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%We have all been to those me...!

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A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job. The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wan...!

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A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard as he could, but still he could only chop down two or three treesin a day.His supervisor noticed this, and asked what was wrong. Maybehis chainsaw was broken. The supervisor turned it on, but it was ...!

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