There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave. He stopped and hollered into the cave... "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" and then listened very closely ...!

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Never squat with yer spurs on. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works. Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' ...!

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The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions."Ever have an accident""Nope, nary a one.""None You've never had any accidents.""Nope. Ain't never had one. Never.""Well, you said on this form you were ...!

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I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right.The man leans down, pulls open the door, and jumps off his horse into the stag...!

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Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian""Yeah," says the other cowboy."Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any ...!

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Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back." "Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "He'll always be just a good ol' boy. When he wa...!

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